Today is your second birthday. And once again, I apologize that our timing was bad and that your birthday is so close to Christmas.
I don’t think that you will care much about that today. Your Grandma and Grandpa are coming up to open Christmas presents, and then there will be a party in the evening […]

I’m going to let this Christmas carol do the talking for me today. President Bush recently quoted it in his address to the nation on Iraq, and I think posting the lyrics in their entirety would be a good thing for us all. My favorite rendition of this song is the Carpenters’ version […]

Stockings hung? Check.
Presents all wrapped? Check.
Cookies baked? Check.
Children nestled all snug in their beds? Check.
Oh, it’s only the 23rd. Crap. Wash, rinse, repeat in 24 hours.
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Actually, there are a few things we still need to do:
1) Put ribbons on packages. This has not yet occured, because the […]

Yesterday, the Munchkin told her biggest whopper to date.
We were over at my parents’ house. We knew that it had been a while since she had been changed. The Webmaster checked her - we had a suspicion that she was poopy - but she was definitely wet. So we told her that […]