Now you don’t.
Ten inches have left my head and are on their way to Locks of Love. It feels very strange – my hair has never been this short. My neck itches. I’m sure I’ll get used to it, and my hair grows back fairly quickly. It might be back down to my shoulders by Christmas.
In the meantime, it’s short and it’s fluffy!
The kids didn’t care or notice one whit. It figures.