Rerun Speaks: The Stick
Sometimes, Rerun just says things that I know will get everyone else laughing.
We were waiting at the bus stop yesterday, and he was playing with a stick. Not uncommon. Then his bus pulled up.
Rerun: “I’m taking the stick to school.”
Me: “No, drop the stick.”
Rerun: “NO, I NEED IT.”
Me: “Drop it!”
Rerun dropped the stick, and then picked up a chunk of bark. “FINE.”
Me: “You’re not taking bark to school, either.”
Rerun dropped the bark. “FINE! Then I’m taking THIS!” He held up… a pine needle.
Me: “Knock yourself out.”
All while the bus driver, who was attempting to crack a rib while holding a laugh in, was waiting. Such is life with Rerun.