A really big lie

Yesterday, the Munchkin told her biggest whopper to date.

We were over at my parents’ house. We knew that it had been a while since she had been changed. The Webmaster checked her – we had a suspicion that she was poopy – but she was definitely wet. So we told her that she was wet and needed a diaper change.

You can imagine that this did not go over very well. She hates having her diaper changed, and so, a big fat lie came right out of her mouth.

“No, dry, dry!!!” she protested.

I doubled over laughing. I had never heard her pull that one before. Everyone got a huge laugh. The child doth protest too much, and she got her diaper changed.

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