Archive for December, 2005

Dear Munchkin…

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

Today is your second birthday. And once again, I apologize that our timing was bad and that your birthday is so close to Christmas. I don’t think that you will care much about that today. Your Grandma and Grandpa are coming up to open Christmas presents, and then there will be a party in the […]

Christmas wishes

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

I’m going to let this Christmas carol do the talking for me today. President Bush recently quoted it in his address to the nation on Iraq, and I think posting the lyrics in their entirety would be a good thing for us all. My favorite rendition of this song is the Carpenters’ version on their […]

As ready as we can be…

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Stockings hung? Check. Presents all wrapped? Check. Cookies baked? Check. Children nestled all snug in their beds? Check. Oh, it’s only the 23rd. Crap. Wash, rinse, repeat in 24 hours. ***** Actually, there are a few things we still need to do: 1) Put ribbons on packages. This has not yet occured, because the presents […]

A really big lie

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Yesterday, the Munchkin told her biggest whopper to date. We were over at my parents’ house. We knew that it had been a while since she had been changed. The Webmaster checked her – we had a suspicion that she was poopy – but she was definitely wet. So we told her that she was […]