Best kids’ fortune cookie message EVER

Ane and I were shopping at Top Foods this week, and she got a fortune cookie at the sushi bar. She eagerly handed it to me to have me read it.

I read it aloud: “Eat your fruits and vegetables to strengthen your health.”

She gave me the funniest look, as if to say, “That’s IT? No vacation, no pony?”

I’m still laughing about it.

2 Responses to “Best kids’ fortune cookie message EVER”

  1. Aunt Lynda
    March 27th, 2009 07:01

    Sounds like a sales pitch to me!
    Goodbye Michael. Enjoy the tour. Classy guy. No tears.

  2. Ressis
    March 27th, 2009 07:25

    That’s hilarious! You should use her inability to read to your advantage. Next time it should say: Be kind to your family and you will be blessed or Sharing with others is good for your soul.