Paging Doctor Mom
Recently, Woody the cowboy met with an unfortunate accident with a pair of sharp scissors. And when I say “unfortunate accident,” I mean Woody ran into a 5 year old who was experimenting with his mother’s embroidery scissors.
Doctor Mom was paged into emergency surgery.
Woody’s injury could have been much worse. He only had the gash across his leg that required stitches. Fortunately, we have the technology to repair him.
He will have that scar forever, though.
And a certain young man has learned that scissors and toys do not mix, and that Mom’s super sharp embroidery scissors are OFF LIMITS ON PAIN OF NO XBOX FOR A MONTH.
May 12th, 2015 04:28
Poor Woody. Andy never played with him like that.