Neither Of Us Is Normal, Kid
Rerun likes getting stickers from Trader Joe’s when we go shopping there. And then he likes putting the stickers on himself. Not on his clothes, on his skin.
As he was doing this, he looked at me and said, “Why can’t I have a normal mom?”
HEY, wait a minute there, pot. Meet kettle.
I do think he meant this to be rhetorical. I replied, “A normal mom would be boring, buddy.” But I thought, A normal mom wouldn’t let you paste stickers all over your legs, either, you weirdo.