Judging Dog
Talli thinks I am an unfit mother.
I brought out the vacuum cleaner (to clean up after her fur), and I got too close to Thumper. HER BABY.
So she defended her boy by biting the vacuum. It was the most comical thing I have seen in a while.
No damage was done to the vacuum cleaner, but I’m pretty sure the dog thought less of me for a while. Until I gave her a pizza crust at dinner. Then I once again became a friend and benevolent caretaker. Good thing she’s highly susceptible to bribery.