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The Nocturnal Wanderer

Three o’clock in the morning is an ungodly hour to rise.

So is five, after your parents put you back to bed the first time.

Staying awake from 5-6, and then deciding to fall back asleep in Mom and Dad’s bed, is okay.

Unless your school bus arrives at 7:45.

Not cool, Thumper.

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