Living On The Edge
Me: “Ane, how do you feel about living on the edge today?”
Ane: (slowly) “I would be open to that…”
Me: “When I say ‘living on the edge,’ I mean taking Thumper to the mall in underwear instead of a Pull-Up.”
Ane: (eyes wide) “Yeah, let’s not do that.”
For the record, we went forward with our risky proposition, and Thumper was perfectly well-behaved and had no accidents!