Trading Season
Oh, baseball, you never fail to break hearts.
The Mariners have been busy trading away some of their more well-known players – especially those well-known to the kids. Both Tad and Rerun were deeply upset to hear that pitcher James Paxton has been traded. Ane, who owns a Paxton jersey, actually yelled “SO MUCH FOR WINNING” when she heard the news.
Oh, kids. Learn it now. Being a Mariners fan means There Will Be Pain.