Rerun the Oblivious Speaks
The house is slowly (emphasis on the slow) being de-Christmased. While cleaning up, I found a DVD that Rerun had been looking for.
Me: “Rerun, look, I found the Road Runner & Coyote DVD!”
I tossed it into his lap as he was playing Xbox.
45 minutes later…
Rerun: (runs over to me) “Hey Mom, look! I found my DVD!”
Me: “YES, YOU FOUND IT IN YOUR LAP, WHERE I PUT IT.”
Rerun: “Oh.”
I can’t win.