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Dear telemarketers and pollsters

To those who are calling me and asking for money, my opinion, or other various non-essential flotsam:

I am far too busy and too budget-conscious to talk to you.

I am hereby referring you all to my secretary.

Hello?

He will take your message as best as he knows how, and I might get back to you sometime next year.

Sincerely, Deanna

This entry was posted on Monday, November 5th, 2007 at 3:14 am and is filed under Announcements.
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3 Responses to “Dear telemarketers and pollsters”

  1. Cousins' Mommy
    November 5th, 2007 07:01
    1

    I have one of those secretaries too!

  2. Matthew
    November 5th, 2007 07:41
    2

    Too funny! I think TheMonk would make a great secretary too.

  3. Oddball
    November 5th, 2007 18:22
    3

    See our blog in myspace land, and help work on Cousins’ Mommy to add to it. And I wish I had a secretary that could answer a phone.

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