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Tad Needs A Vacation

Our summer plans are in flux at the moment, but are starting to take shape.

Tad, however, is miffed, grumpy, and downright spoiling for an argument.

He wants a vacation.

A relaxing vacation.

His definition of relaxing: anywhere that requires travel on an airplane, apparently.

According to him, he’s only been on THREE VACATIONS IN HIS WHOLE LIFE, and we should be taking one immediately.

I told him I would be happy to go if he paid for a vacation.

That shut him up, because he thinks we have the money to do anything he wants.

O Lord, save me from grumpy, didactic teenagers.

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